Jokes to Keep You Laughing
Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: A cat has claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: What did one eye say to the other?
A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson Go Camping
When Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping, they pitched their tent under the stars and then went to sleep.
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said, “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”
Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.”
Holmes said, “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied, “If there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.”
Holmes responded, “Watson, are you mad? It means that somebody stole our tent.”
A Man and his Soup
A man walks into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, and orders the usual: chicken noodle soup.
The waiter sets the soup in front of him, stands back to watch him enjoy it, but the man just sits there. “Is there something wrong?” the waiter asks.
“I can’t eat this soup,” the man replies.
“Is it too hot?” the waiter asks.
The waiter calls for the maître d’ and the chef, who each ask the same questions: “Too hot?” “Too cold?”
The chef finally says, “Sir, I will taste the soup myself. Where is the spoon?”
Says the man: “A-ha!”
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